HORSESHOE CASINO: IT'S NOT THAT BAD

I've never been to a casino. I don't gamble. And after hearing about the disappointing soft opening with 15,000 VIP guests, I wasn't exactly in a hurry to go check things out. None the less, I found myself visiting Horseshoe Casino for a business meeting in their upstairs conference area. Afterwards, I took a look around the gaming floor and came to a conclusion: it's not that bad.



A lot of Cincinnatians were on the fence about having a casino in the heart of Downtown. Most of my friends could care less about it. One thing to remember is: Horseshoe isn't here for us urbanites. It's for people who like casinos, gambling, and destination environments. They may not live nearby, but there are plenty of folks who like to open their wallets to have a good time.


That's what I observed during my visit. While I was calculating the probability of slot machines and their dollar-to-credit ratio, other guests were happily entertained in playing a game of chance. The casino isn't for bean-counters like me; it's for people who have fun taking risks.



FIRST-TIMER CASINO OBSERVATIONS:

- Horseshoe Casino is actually built in the shape of a horseshoe.

- Get a "Total Rewards Card" when you first arrive. The booth to get this card is in the rear of the casino. It gives you discounts which can be used throughout the casino.


- Games with the best odds of winning are Blackjack and Craps. Slot machines have the highest risk of losing.

- The "High Rollers" area has a minimum bet of $100. Someone won $5,000 on a slot machine with one bet. Another won $36,000 at a table game. (Unfortunately, neither of those people were me.)


- There are over 2,000 slots and 87 gaming tables on the floor.

- There are 227 Cincinnatians per seat on the gaming floor. The casino needs to profit $304 each day from each seat to meet revenue goals.

- Posh, impressive architecture in the casino's circular bar. Expect ballpark prices on alcohol and a limited beer selection: domestics, Hudepohl, and Moerlein. They need some cocktail menus too.


- The exterior doors are tinted black giving no sense of day or night. I left after dark and it was actually brighter outside than in the doorway.


- There are no clocks in the casino.

- Accompanied minors are allowed in the perimeter of the casino where the restaurants are located. They are not allowed to walk down the gambling aisles, but can eat and shop with adults.

- I had sensory overload from all the flashing lights and noise from the slots. After an hour, I felt visually overwhelmed and got a headache.


- I was most impressed with the heat lamps built into the awnings of the entryway from the parking garage.


- "The Spread" buffet reminded me of a fusion between the food bar selection at Boi Na Braza and the size of a Golden Corral. $27.00 per person.

- Margaritaville has enough Jimmy Buffet merchandise to outfit every Parrothead in the city.

- Bobby's Burger Palace serves up a solid, tasty burger and has eclectic milkshake flavors, like Pistachio. You can also get milkshakes mixed with liquor for $9.00. Burgers: $8.00. Regular milkshakes: $5.00.


- You cannot take drinks purchased on the gaming floor into the restaurants, nor can you take drinks from the restaurants out onto the gaming floor.

-  Speaking of drinks, you can order one from a touch screen at your slot machine and a waitress will bring it to your seat. Sodas are free, alcohol is not.

- There is a slot machine for EVERYTHING: Judge Judy, Michael Jackson, mermaids, buffalo, kittens, Ghostbusters, Monopoly, Sex In The City, Hee Haw...

 

- No longer can one pull the slot machine handle to spin. The interaction is now through arcade buttons and the slots are all digital.

- Penny slot machines only take dollar bills, nor do they cost only one cent to play. The arcade buttons are in increments that do not divide evenly into a dollar: 40 credits, 80 credits, 120 credits, 300 credits. One credit = one cent. The minimum to play is 40 cents, and to actually use an even increment of money, one would have to choose 300 credits or $3.00.

- The people watching is priceless: a lady decked out head-to-toe in red clothing, stroking patterns on the screen for good luck, a woman on a Jazzie carrying a large soda in each hand. It's also interesting to see which demographics navigate to which games. The craps table was filled elbow-to-elbow with men.


- On my way home, I met a woman who had been at the casino since 4:00am. It was now 9:30pm.


In short, while it's not for me, it's not that bad as people have made a fuss about. For non-gamblers, there are restaurants and the 24-hour Starbucks. There's alcoholic milkshakes and endless people watching. Additionally, there are spacious, luxurious meeting rooms upstairs away from the gaming floor, plus some pretty cool Cincinnati-inspired art.

2nd Floor conference rooms

EL COYOTE - DOWNTOWN

The newest addition to Downtown dining is El Coyote, an upscale TexMex restaurant and steakhouse. Located at 6th and Walnut Street, the eatery took the place of Cincy's On Sixth, which opened in place of Cadillac Ranch in 2012. While the previous two restaurants didn't do the space justice, many Cincinnatians are excited for the arrival of El Coyote, which has been a staple in Anderson Township since 1983.


Known for their steak fajitas, zesty macaroni and cheese, and signature margaritas, El Coyote has been a favorite restaurant of mine since I was a child growing up on the East Side. Their complimentary chips and salsa are one-of-a-kind: a chunky puree served with warm, crisp tortilla chips. These are so addictive, you could easily fill up before your meal arrives.

Frozen Peach Margarita - also comes in Lime, Raspberry, and Strawberry.
Steak Fajitas with TexMex macaroni
Chimichanga with rice and TexMex macaroni

With food and ambiance just like its flagship location, El Coyote is the perfect fit of the wood-themed interior of the former establishments. It brings with it not only delicious meals, but also a new venue to unwind at with a bit of sophistication. The best part: El Coyote is open late! 11:00am-12:00am Sunday through Wednesday, 11:00am - 2:00am Thursday through Saturday.

FISH FRY #4: ALL SAINTS PARISH


Reaching our halfway point through our 2013 tour of Friday Fish Fries, we discovered a treasure trove of deliciousness at All Saints Parish in Kenwood. Talk of their fish tacos and sweet potato fries piqued our group's interest, and what we found was an amazing entree and so much more.


#FFFCincy Rating:

5 of 5 Fishies

Your Codmistress taking notes on the fish fry.
Amazing photo by 5chw4r7z

With a minimal line at the door, we thought we picked a dud. Not true. All Saints' setup was just very efficient, as they cranked out orders methodically. The masses were already in the gymnasium indulging in their meals, and soon, we would be too.

There was even a bagpipe player!

The fish tacos lived up to their hype: two thick fried Cod fillets topped with cheese, cilantro, diced tomato, and spicy coleslaw, then wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. It came with a side of chips and salsa, plus I added an order of the perfectly crisp sweet potato fries. We were pleasantly surprised to find beer and wine offered, as it wasn't noted on the website. Even better: they had two kegs of Mt. Carmel beer! Craft beer at a fish fry - that sealed the deal. Five-out-of-five fishies for All Saints Parish!


In addition to the mmmm-mazing fish tacos, the menu offered up a traditional fried Cod dinner, as well as baked Salmon and Tilapia. The salmon was very fresh and tasted great when topped with mild salsa. The cod and tilapia left something to be desired; just an average taste.

Baked Salmon topped with salsa

Fried Cod with sweet potato fries

We also discovered the first grade bake sale which offered and assortment of homemade cakes, cupcakes and pies. While the moms manned the booth, adorable, pony-tailed little girls roamed the tables of the fish fry with boxes of goodies, selling to folks like 5chw4r7z who is a sucker for such cuteness.







My adoration fell not with the girls, but with one of the mothers. Two of the outstanding desserts we purchased were baked by Alex: an Irish Car Bomb cupcake made with 18-year-old whiskey, and a brownie with chocolate chip cookie crust, stuffed with Oreos.




Yes, you read that correct. Our whole table each bought the rich Irish Car Bomb cupcake, and some of us packed away the heavyweight brownie to snack on later. Five-out-of-five fishies for the desserts!



You know its a good fish fry when you're parting gifts are a
Mt. Carmel pint glass and a Chocolate Chip Oreo Brownie.


All Saints Parish
hosts their fish fry from 5:00PM - 8:00PM every Friday during Lent.
Free parking lot, generous spaces. Cash only. Craft & domestic beers, as well as wine. Homemade desserts. Check out the menu.

Follow our Friday Fish Fry adventures on Twitter: #FFFCincy

OTR TOUR OF LIVING

OTR Living hosted a tour of new luxurious properties developed along the 1400 block of Pleasant Street, located directly across from Washington Park between Race and Vine Streets. A variety of multi-story, single-family homes are for sale ranging from $250,000 - $550,000.

A beautiful comparison of the evolution of Over The Rhine, the neighborhood was once filled with abandoned buildings before the new residences were erected and rehabilitated. A glance through the backyard to Elm Street shows remnants of a once-forgotten neighborhood now on its way to finding new hope.

New neighbors abandoned.
 
 
See-through floor grating around the perimeter.
Huge rooftop patio